Lackluster Lady by plankton

LYRICS

Lackluster Lady, you gots it all - all the time. Your breath it stank like wine. Doedoedoe Dee

Ball Buster Baby. You know just how - how to please. You gets down on your knees and blowoahwoah Me

Backseat Mama wears her smokes on her sleeve. Double-jointed Jolly always knows when to leave

Doggie Dog? Maybe...she likes it short - short and sweet...sometimes she use her feet. Doedoedoe Dee

Horse Riding Honey! I don't know where you learned them rules! Who says you can't use mules to crossbreed?!

Backseat Mama wears her smokes on her sleeve. Double-jointed Jolly always knows when to leave

Lackluster Lady...Lackluster Lady
Lackluster Lady... My Lackluster Lady
Lackluster Lady... Where's my Lackluster Lady?

STORY BEHIND THE SONG:

One day Matt was messing around and said, "Mumble mumble mumble lackluster lady mumble mumble." It just kinda all got out of hand after that, and, well...this is the end result. Just calm down already. It's not supposed to be serious. Also, you probably won't believe that's me singing, but it IS! It is an effect added after the track was recorded. No intention at all of offending anyone, but - one of our friends thinks it sounds like a big burly gay black man. I guess I agree, but it is just me!